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Rules for Christian Radicals

A Promotional Blog by clifrad

Keep Me As The Apple Of Your Eye

Do you want to be his favourites? well, I do!

silverpen published this sponsored blog

Sharing from a newsletter and work

No study time and prayer sharing revelations today.

I fellowship with some folks from different churches many times, and one of them send me a newsletter every quarter, and so I will share some from it. I saw no copyright on it anywhere, and they probably got some of the material from another source anyhow..

.. so it should be ok. Shhhsshh, we sure got things in a mess, nowadays. Copyrights, politically correct, and non-offensive and all.

Anyhow: hope this makes you smile, and maybe agree with some of the thoughts.

"To ponder"

"There are two kinds of pedestrians- the quick and the dead" :)

'The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth'.

"Does pushing the elevator button more than once, make it arrive any sooner?"

"I've learned"

'That the best classroom is at the feet of a really mature and sanctified Christian, who knows Gods word and prays a lot'.

"That being kind is more important than being right'?

here is a jewel: "That love, not time, heals all wounds"

"That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.'

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Posted: Jan 28 2012 09:56:21am by billyb Total Views: 265 ShortURL: http://christianblog.com/3616	Print This Blog Translate This Blog
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Author: kreynolds

Posted Jan 28 2012 10:15:53am

Thanks for the laughter!

Blessings!

K :princess:

Author: billyb

Posted Jan 28 2012 11:49:37am

Glad it gave you something to laugh about K :princess:

. God Bless sister.

Author: bethy

Posted Jan 28 2012 11:00:09am

Billy, sometimes I feel some folk just want to be offended, and if they are not offended they go looking for offence.

But this was a funny blog. I especially liked the one on pushing the elevator ( we call it a "lift" ) button numerous times. That tactic doesn't work with pedestrian crossings either. Nor does thumping the computer mouse off the table help a programme load faster. ( tried that too )

I have learned a lot from you Sir, I hope to continue for a long time to come in the same vein.

.b.

Author: billyb

Posted Jan 28 2012 11:53:15am

Thank you Bethy. I am not real good at humor, but it is good to laugh sometimes.

And I have learned a lot from you too sis. I hope to see one of those famous blogs of yours. They always bless me. God Bless.

Author: revgenlink

Posted Jan 28 2012 12:11:32pm

I enjoyed your blog and its attempt at humor. It was successful. I am not real good at humor either. I think some of it may be because I come across as being very serious and people do not know when I am attempting to express myself in a humorous way.

Author: billyb

Posted Jan 28 2012 02:39:34pm

Hey Dorothy, and thanks. I have the same problem. I treasure your friendship a lot. God Bless sister.

Author: silverpen

Posted Jan 29 2012 04:54:34am

Good to read some humour in the midst of all the serious and heavy matters. Glad to read this blog that brings me much laughter.

Thanks for sharing, Brother Billy

Blessings always

From Hwa Silverpen

Author: billyb

Posted Jan 29 2012 09:02:26am

Thanks sister silverpen. Yeah, I have contributed a lot to that serious stuff. It is good to lighten up at times.

And Thank you for all you share. God Bless.

Author: harkrider

Posted Jan 29 2012 06:44:59am

It helps to look on the lighter side now and again - thanks for the smiles.
Was just discussing with a Christian I meant on the road last week how we both heard the same sermon on the radio that scripture doesn't record Jesus laughing. True it's serious business reconciling mankind to God - I can't help that in a few things we read there is a smile and chuckle from him now and again with the disciples.

God be with you,
enjoyed

Author: billyb

Posted Jan 29 2012 09:06:39am

Hey Brother Hark. And Thanks. I agree with you, they did have conversations all those years, no doubt at all.

Personally, I just can not help but think, when they went fishing later, perhaps, one of them just had to say to Peter, 'hey, why not take a walk, remember'?

And for sure I doubt Jesus was telling them how sorry they were, all the time. God be with you too brother. And Bless.

Author: billyb

Posted Jan 29 2012 09:11:49am

From the church bulletin:

'A little boy walked up to the pastor after church one morning. He pulled out the change he had in his pocket, and said 'Preacher, I want to give you some of this money.'

The preacher says, 'Well, son, that is awful nice of you to do that, but why don't you ask dad first?'

The little boy says, 'Oh, that's ok preacher, my dad will not mind at all, he is the one who told me that you are the poorest preacher we have ever had here.'

...

Author: iraqivetsgtret

Posted Jan 29 2012 10:13:13am

thank you for the blog and some humor is better than going around and"the smile of just eaten lemons lol. be blessed

Author: billyb

Posted Jan 29 2012 01:00:35pm

Thanks brother. Yes, those lemons taste pretty bitter. God Bless.

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