Some "educated puns" for your Holiday
In honor of the 4th of July weekend, I thought I would treat” you to some humor. Now please understand that what I call humor may not be the same as what you consider humorous, but at least try and have a little compassion on me and my lack of humor disability.
All my life I have loved puns. A pun is defined as a humorous use of words that involves a word or phrase that has more than one possible meaning. Following is a list of puns for educated minds”. So, if you consider your mind educated” you should love these.
CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED MINDS"
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2.. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said,
'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
20. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your Count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
Now, I don’t know if you enjoyed any of these, but every time I see # 8, I crack up laughing. I think that is one of the most incredible puns I have ever seen, and I have seen/heard a lot.
Humor is good for the soul for God designed us to be able to laugh for good reasons. None of the other animals God made can laugh, including the Hyena, but we can. The challenge is to find something worth laughing at and to allow ourselves to laugh when we would rather be sulking, pouting or having a pity party.
There is a reason in days gone by that Kings had jesters” to entertain them on a regular basis. With all the pressures attached to being a king, they needed to laugh once in awhile in order to keep the pressure from crushing them. We should take a lesson from those kings and have our own jesters available to us. Whether some late night comedian or a buddy you can call or e-mail; it is very beneficial to have someone around who can make you laugh.
Although I am probably not going to get too many jobs as a jester, I still try once in awhile to bring a smile to the faces of those who are going through some tough times. I pray that these 24 puns caused at least a chuckle or a groan in whoever needed such a thing today. Have a joyous 4th of July weekend and see you again Monday morning.
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