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There are signposts, and then there are signposts from heaven

I decided that today needed a little brightening up and the contents of the email from my daughter just seem to ‘fit the bill’.

The email itself had photographs of signs outside of churches. The signs themselves don’t do anything for me but I confess to having a chuckle or two at the messages.

1. Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake and the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on

2. There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google

3. Down in the mouth? Come for a face lift!

4. God, you’re Great

5. Let us help you study for your final exams

6. All services are different.. We leave repeats to TV

7. As you pass this little church, be sure to plan a visit
So when at last you’re carried in, God won’t ask who is it?”

8. Can’t sleep? Don’t count sheep, talk to the Shepherd

9. Speak well of your enemies..after all, you made them

10. God is perfect, only man makes misteaks

11. The meek shall inherit the earth..if it’s all right with you

12. Happy Easter to our Christian friends
Happy Passover to our Jewish friends
To our atheist friends..Good Luck!

posted: 07/02/2009 09:09pm by kiwibird View: Backlinks, Permalink Total Views: 177 ShortURL: http://christianblog.com/456b Category: Humor	Print This Blog Entry
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