Monday night I am going to a Cardinals baseball game. I have lived in the St. Louis area for 30 years. Anyone who knows St. Louis knows that EVERYONE who lives here, including 90 year old great grandmothers are insanely over the top die hard Cardinals fans. I have never been to a Cardinals game. People look at me aghast when I say that. As if they can't quite believe that could be true. I have never been to a professional sporting event of any kind ever in my life. People around here are astonished at that. Well, I will no longer be able to say that I have never been to a Cardinals game after Monday night.
So the phone rang.
Caller: May I please speak with Kirk?
Me: May I ask who's calling please?
Caller: His mother.
My reaction to this… If his mom can call from wherever SHE is, then I am pretty sure Kirk should be able to call from whrre HE is.
Tap tap tap… . I'm waiting. ..