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'Can You Trust A Boa Constrictor To Take Your Blood Pressure?

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:53 PST

iraqivetsgtret posted:

Disclaimer, ‘I wanna be a forest ranger, stand around commune with nature.. I wannalive in a tree..( no i’m not a “tree hugger either I use to sing this song in boot camp lol)I’ve been on a “tangent” lately. I found 3 movies that all have something in common.1st one was a Nightmare on Elm Street, the one where Freddy was creeping intopeople’s dream so they had to stay awake.( Nancy didn't do such a good job eatingsugar , coffee grounds and washing it down with water. Next was the first Matrix movie.People were trapped inside a dream world. Last was the movie “Inception.. It was aboutmanipulating people’s dreams. The last few months felt like a combination of all 3 of thesemovies. I was at work recently running on 3 hours of sleep felling like I was “stuck in adaytime nightmare .But then a warm gentle breeze came from a...

'What Part Of The Monkey Does 'Monkey Bread Come From?

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:06 PST

iraqivetsgtret posted:

Disclaimer,”Rain , Rain go away, Come back another day( keep down the pollen formy allergies)A dark stormy night would turn in 5 months of days and nights.My soul would cry outas it was hungry and didn't want any”junk food”and “the crash diet was melting fasterthan ice cream in the summertime and “the wicked witch of the west from”the wizard ofoz’. The pilot light of my soul just as one on a water heater and stove was out .Trying to “fix it myself instead of calling the gas company would have me looking formatches that didn't exist. I was cold and felt it down in my bones and no amount ofhot tea, coffee or chocolate would warm me up not even a bowl of hot chicken soup.As I away one early morning, a small voice fills the large from and it came from insideme. It said”let me turn up the warmth...

'You'll Never See101 Dalmatians On A Rescue Fire Truck

Wed, 01 May 2013 08:28 PST

iraqivetsgtret posted:

Disclaimer ‘Help, I need somebody..Help, not just anybody..Help you know I need someone,Help..One of my all time favorite T.V shows was called ‘Emergency”. It told the story of 2Firemen John Gage and Roy Desoto how they became paramedics. They both had specializedtraining in rescue in difficult and challenging situtations not just fires .The “squad’ as they referredto was basically small work truck that carried alot of various specialized tools to perform anytask they were assigned. Over the years as I became interested in the job as a hobby of aprofessional firefighter, their skills and training increased, the trucks got bigger. They carriedmore tools and became”toolboxes on wheels”..It got me thinking about the last 5 months.The people in my life, children, other family members, friends, neighbors and co workers onthe job. We say that “we love and care about them. We see and hear them make not sosmart and wise choices...

'Darren( Bewitched) Sang The SongMother In Law For Endora'

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 16:42 PST

iraqivetsgtret posted:

Disclaimer, ‘Know when to hold them.. Know when to fold them.. Know when to walk away..I remember a story I use to tell people about having this dream where I was trapped in a sewer.Did I forget to mention, I was barefoot and being “splashed” with domestic wine... I digressThere would be no “cheerios with almond milk or bagel with cream cheese this morning.A heartfelt story that was shared with me and I felt lead to ask”Oprah who was her tissuesupplier”. In a instant my mind was racing and it took me to”the old York peppermint pattiecommercial. Only difference was , I was trapped in quicksand.The rope I reached for wasa rattlesnake( to me a snake is a good belt around your waist). And then came a tidal wave.The scary part was 1 I can’t swim.( I know how to “dog paddle my dogs taught me lol) 2I get seasick...

'Mustard,'D Batteries, A Dead Bird And A Greyhound Bus Ride

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 05:34 PST

iraqivetsgtret posted:

Disclaimer, Life is so crazy and people amaze me, the way there always runnin around,they dont the time to really be real..There too busy , too busy to feel.. For the past monthor so those words to one of my favorite songs sung over 36 years ago, I can still relateRemember the old “Star Trek T.V series? There was a episode which CPT Kirk andMr Spock got transported thru a time warp and ended up on the same ship looking atevil twins of themselves. Yesterday, I looked in the mirror of my van as we were stoppedat a red light. I said to myself ‘Is that really me and lately I sound like’Dr Jeckyll/Mr Hyde.What also made me think about the TV show I mentioned was the update on that series It’s where the ship’s doctor is a hologram and never leaves that room. I felt like that one daylike...

'Freddy Kruger Never Played'Twister' Or Graduated Barber School'

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 05:48 PST

iraqivetsgtret posted:

Disclaimer ‘But that’s what makes the world go’ round, the up and down the carouselchanging people they go’round, go underground young man.. People make the worldgo’ round. I remember growing up how my mom listen to and enjoyed 50’s music.I couldn’t really connect to it until I had a boss at my first job in life packing bags ina supermarket. It took you to another time but no in your life someone else’s life.Then it would be the TV Show ‘Happy Days” and followed by the movies ‘AmericanGraffitti” and “Grease”. I remember a few years later when I joined the Army, therewas a guy named Mark who in our spare time, walked around with a leather jacketand a ducktail haircut listening to 50’s music. Just a before leaving my last job, Afriend of mind had a side job being a promoter of 50’s musicial groups. Just recentlymy last boss was...

'Louie(from Taxi) Drove The Clown Car In The Circus.

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 03:19 PST

iraqivetsgtret posted:

Disclaimer ‘This is it, This is it, this is life , the one you get, so go and have a ball..”I remember growing up my oldest brother worked in the corner “drug store’ as theywere called of our neighborhood.Must of been me being “Height challenged” causeyou could never seen below someone’s neck.( they looked really really really busy)These days, you go to your local Walmart or name brand pharmacy at it’s like watching“NASCAR”.. You go in, drop off your prescription, go back and pick it up, then grab a gallonof milk on the way out or “zoom zoom “ thru the drive thru.. Did we check before weleft the store or understood the papers they gave us about”drug reactions”.(sometimesthose papers look like the clipboard at the Dr’s Office). Do you ever remember thoseold movies or T.V. shows where someone was a professional photographer developingfilm in a “dark room”? They would...

'The Double Mint Twins'always Finished Each Other's Sentences'.

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 02:28 PST

iraqivetsgtret posted:

Disclaimer “Gimme a break, Now I know what it takes, I’m putting the new face on the old one, ready for anything..(Where’s the “pine sol lady happy anniversary to my wifeI digress).I was “down memory lane/stuck in the wayback machine this week( more thanusual. One of my favorite tv shows was “Mission Impossible”..I studied the theme in H.S.The way all the characters all had a piece of music to let you know the scene was changing.Question, Why do we all think life is like that? A director starting a scene from our life yelling“action”, then “cut’ re do the scene’ “break for lunch, the “let’s all go home and come back tomorrow”..It was the scene from one of my favorite movies “Shawshank Redemptionthat cause me to reflect on two words, “hope and “dreams”.The main character Andylocked himself in the warden’s office while on a work detail. Went over to the...

'Does Smokey The Bear Wear 'Wrangler Or'Levi' Jeans?

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 12:05 PST

iraqivetsgtret posted:

‘Disclaimer”‘That old Compromisin, Enterprisin anything but Traqulizin,Right On Maude”.. Now tell me that wasnt a “tongue twister I liked how she “dealt with Archie Bunker as Edith’s cousin.Is it true after the first Monday in Janurary, you dont say ‘Happy New Year anymore? Soundslike the one about not wearing white colors after Labor day.. One week into the new year andalready I’m overloaded with “busyness”..Worked overtime the past 2 weekend not becauseI was asked but I seen the need and it also was a answer to pray. It also helped me to connectto co workers who I would normally see a much on a different level and it helped bridge the gap.With my wife’s birthday this week, a class for my job this coming week,test coming up and another class behind that’Its never a dull moment”. I could sing’it’s the most wonderful time of the year with valentine day and...

'Was Simon Sinister(underdog) Related To Grandpa From The Munsters?

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 15:48 PST

iraqivetsgtret posted:

Diclaimer, When the movie”Jaws” came out, I thought the shark was real. I digressWhen I was attending high school, I was dating a young lady who sang in our school’scantata.(fancy word for choir lol). Little did I know, my best friend at the time sangright next to her. I was invited to one of their performances and “it was different for me”.That was just part of my beginning with paying attention to voices. This all got startedlistening to the radio announcers especially ones who broadcast sports I liked.There would be one who broadcasted a show on saturdays called”This week in theNFL. His voice was once described as”the voice of God. Add to that voice overannouncers who you hear on TV commercials and movie trailers. I’ve always hada “inquiring mind about ventriloquist but if I was to”throw my voice, it might comeback and hit me in the head like a boomerang...

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