Blog Archive: Anita Sorensen

The following blogs, if any, are all of the blogs published by Anita Sorensen @2gvhmpraz

If you never felt pain Then how would you know that I am a Healer? If you never had to pray How would you know that I am a Deliverer? If you never had a trial How could you call yourself an overcomer? If you never felt sadness How would you... read more
199 words · ~1 minute to read · published Mar 31, 2010
Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anywaybut the Hershey Man will know! DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read. You've heard of ¬Ë Death by Chocolate',... read more
179 words · ~1 minute to read · published Mar 30, 2010
2. There's nothing worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How are you supposed... read more
710 words · ~3 minutes to read · published Mar 29, 2010
Could it be true that God will use the devil to bless us? There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!" One day an atheist moved into the house next... read more
197 words · ~1 minute to read · published Mar 25, 2010
This blog is co authored with one of my friends here at CB, bethy. She requested I write it. She prefers to write about Ice Truckers and such! ;) Friendships are awesome in so many ways. They can bring consoling. They can bring laughter. They can be... read more
854 words · ~3 minutes to read · published Mar 23, 2010
This story is true, as I know this person personally ¬ though the names are changed. Every Saturday morning, a group of 5 boys, between the ages of 8 and 12, walked... read more
996 words · ~4 minutes to read · published Mar 23, 2010
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the... read more
206 words · ~1 minute to read · published Mar 21, 2010
This is a case of a photographer photographing another photographer. The following pictures were taken by Hans van de Vorst from the Netherlands at the Grand Canyon, Arizona . The descriptions are his own. The identity of the photographer in the... read more
538 words · ~2 minutes to read · published Mar 21, 2010
After seeing a new blog posted, I didn't recognize the ID. In checking, found it had been a while since the person had written. In looking into the archives, came across a blog they had written last year. In reading it, the author said, they had... read more
889 words · ~3 minutes to read · published Mar 19, 2010
Before we start, this is a warning to bethy not to read this in the library or with a cup of coffee close by! The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert or it could have been in the Redwoods! :) After they got their tent all set up, both... read more
178 words · ~1 minute to read · published Mar 17, 2010
FYI ¬ 200 words of this blog are the lyrics to the song that is attached The garbage dump at the foot of the cross... not a very pretty picture is it?! Coming up... read more
776 words · ~3 minutes to read · published Mar 16, 2010
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could... read more
242 words · ~1 minute to read · published Mar 16, 2010
You can say what you want about the South, But you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North! I won't tell you what state I'm from originally, but it's in this list! :) But I think we know where our beloved Shadow and billyb live :)... read more
874 words · ~3 minutes to read · published Mar 15, 2010
One of the headline stories on my computer when I signed in today on MSNBC was a situation in a small town in Mississippi near the Alabama border. A young lady that would be graduating from high school this year wanted to attend the prom in April with... read more
1033 words · ~4 minutes to read · published Mar 11, 2010
Perhaps you folks that have been around on Christian Blog for a few years have witnessed this before. But being a relatively new member since only December 2009, I have been absolutely astonished and amazed at the world wide youth that are now joining... read more
366 words · ~1 minute to read · published Mar 10, 2010
What is this 'art' they call effective communication anyway? One talks, the other stands there and looks like they're interested and vice versa. How hard is that?! Is there a difference between '¬Ë to hear' and... read more
665 words · ~2 minutes to read · published Mar 08, 2010
Perhaps I should have titled this 'Living Proof that God speaks to His children today!' I am so much amazed and in awe of how God works when He has something He wants to say, that I hardly know how to begin this. So here goes¬ We... read more
631 words · ~2 minutes to read · published Mar 03, 2010
Perhaps not everyone saw this article. It is however, fascinating! I thought of this verse in 2Kings 19:4 "...Therefore lift up your prayer for the remnant that is left." Perhaps a "remnant" in Haiti is on the rise? Praise the... read more
1139 words · ~4 minutes to read · published Mar 03, 2010
I look forward to hearing what the LORD gives you as interpretation for a dream such as this. A grandmother was walking down the street with her grandson of about 45 years old. When the young lad, expressed that he was hungry, the grandmother noticed... read more
375 words · ~1 minute to read · published Mar 03, 2010
Really! This isn't a joke. In a way I wish it were. However, it does look like a joke... If anybody can figure out the point of this, it would sure be nice to hear. Aren't we glad Canada and the U.S. doesn't have a border show like this?... read more
239 words · ~1 minute to read · published Mar 02, 2010
One of my favorite verses that should speak strongly in guiding our Christian life is Deuteronomy 30:19;  "I call heaven and earth as witnesses today against you, that I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing;... read more
562 words · ~2 minutes to read · published Mar 01, 2010
Anyone that is in need of prayer, please come forward to the altar, the Preacher says. Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the Preacher asks, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you today?" Leroy replies "Preacher,... read more
148 words · ~1 minute to read · published Mar 01, 2010
As you've heard me say, we don't get the newspaper, but while checking our local weather on line, I came across this story from the Cleveland, OH Plain Dealer News. To me it was so remarkable and I was so touched, I wanted to share it with... read more
783 words · ~3 minutes to read · published Feb 24, 2010
Don't know about any of you, but there are some days when it is impossible for me to get anything done. Not because I choose to be lazy, not because I just want to have fun, not because of the interruptions of life. There are just some days He... read more
314 words · ~1 minute to read · published Feb 23, 2010
Not reading newspapers, not having TV hooked to cable or dish, the only method I have of knowing what's going on in the world is when I turn on my computer. MSNBC is the main screen to pop up first. It's not hard to miss some of the headlines.... read more
653 words · ~2 minutes to read · published Feb 21, 2010