You know, I really, really love that new chat room we have moved into. It is so awesome! The only problem is... in the move it seems that a box was uh "misplaced". Now this box contained some very important items critical to the operation of the chat room. Yes... very critical indeed. I have looked everywhere for this box but I have not been able to find it.
Now granted, I did not get a chance to look around the old chat room before the move but I'm certain it was carefully checked. I have checked every nook and corner of the new chat room. I have made inquiries but to no avail.
What is in this box? Well, my... my smiley and ... my sword-fighting costume/disguise, the bandana.
Now, it is not just my . Bethy can't find her microphone either. That is a disaster you know for Bethy needs her microphone. Bethy is the Official CB Praise And Worship Leader. She leads us all in singing in the chat room. She really does need her microphone. Oh and is missing. We simply must have ! Poo told me she was looking for a few as well.
You know, so far I have chosen to believe it is simply a case of a misplaced box but I have noticed a few people around here have been pretty silent when I mention my missing . I must confess I am getting a bit suspicious as they all belong to the same group, a group for men only. One member even went so far once as to accuse me, of all people, of starting an... an... anti-man group.
I know! That's exactly what I did when he told me that. I was SHOCKED! I would never do such a thing. Personally, I believe that member is currently on an undercover mission abroad somewhere trying to get me into trouble!
Nope I will not mention any names as I have no proof as of yet. I am watching however and I have my sword ready. They can be certain of that! If they have stolen my smiley from chat, I'll... Here they come!
You heard me? What do you mean you couldn't help but hear me. Sigh. Okay, okay. I'll be nice. Have you by any chance seen my smiley? What do you guys mean that depends? Depends upon what? How big of a reward am I offering?
REWARD? C-17°|F1°REWARD? C-17°|F2°REWARD?
You mean ransom money don't you! I knew it... I KNEW YOU...
oh K, I really could not stop laughing at this blog. I am sorry they "misplaced" your smilies. I really miss chatting with you and watching you sword fight with people. I pray that my schedule calms down and I am able to be on the same time the gals are on. Have a wonderful day!
I've looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked, and looked...[b]but[/b]... I still can't find it! :(
pssssst... .I still can't find kiwibird either ...and I don't think the suggestion of 'he who's name shall not be mentioned' that I use a stork is appropriate
Still... [b]I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE WITHOUT THE PICTURE![/B]
I can't comment on this blog because I have NO MIC to speak into!!!!
I am distraught , I even have to be nice now because I cant find my little guy who sticks his nose in the air with his arms crossed.
How can I display my eemm celtic traits without the little huffy guy.
I think I'm gonna learn sign language to sing with ... I may be stiffled but I'm not silenced !!!!!!!!
I miss him too, Bethy!
Would you believe it, I was threatened by one of the suspects today. I know! Who would have ever thought such a thing would be possible...
They... sniff, sniff... they first proclaimed their innocence but... threatened to report me to the leader of their group. I don't know why. I was only making inquiries.
If they came to me asking for help in locating some important missing articles [b][i]I[/b][/i] certainly would not be asking them about "reward money". No! I would tell them I would keep my eyes open and I would ask all of my friends to help me look for them. I would be sweet and helpful and not make threats about getting people into trouble.
Whew! You know, I even appealed to the K-9 unit today. They sent out a bomb dog. While my smiley is not a bomb, although some might think so, that bomb dog sure has a great nose. Fortunately though, I did not need her services. Through the efforts of John, my has been restored to the chat room.
"sniff" "sniff" "snivell"... I..I.I...I..I am so happy for you K for yyyoouuuu d.d.dd...dddesrve "sniff" your restored to its rightful place. Bbbbuuttttt (stammering over her words here) I,, well,I'm ... telll me what I have done,,, Am I out of tune? too mich Hillsong maybe? or too much Wesley?
Please though, do not allow my sorrow to temper your joy.
yours, putting on a brave face..