Since 2009, people at CB have been able to order their absolutely free genuine Minnesota White Christmas Kits. Sigh... there was a slight snag last year however. Out of respect to John who has made it quite clear that he hates snow,
a new product was offered. That product is The Kiwi Christmas Kit the contents of which were carefully selected by CB's very own Kiwibird otherwise known as Kbird.
Unfortunately, we did not realize the danger of having the two products close to each other. The inevitable happened. The sample box which Kbird sent me got broken accidentally in the warehouse and... well... sigh... the sunshine it contained was just a bit too powerful when combined with the sand and the surf. We ended up without much of a winter in Minnesota last year.
So, with that in mind, a new warehouse has been built to accommodate in Northland to accommodate the KCKs. Northland, New Zealand that is.
To whom it may concern..
what do you think you are doing!!!!! (note that was not a question) While the christmas kit may look appealing and seems to be innocent in its unopened state, the havoc it causes when let loose is on a scale that is totally unimaginable.
It numbs toes and fingers, it turns noses red, why it even, when in a ball, causes pain to the back of legs and the back of heads. This is a dangerous product you are trying to flog ( or give away) .
I have to commend you though for your innovation in helping with the export industry of your country, but please for the sake of my sanity and my fingers,toes,nose and head... reconsider.
Dear Customer Service,
I am anxiously awaiting delivery of my MWCK on Christmas Eve, as we here in God's country don't usually see a white Christmas. However, we request that our delivery of the KCK arrive first thing in the morning on December 26th, as we here in God's country, being unaccustomed to such, can't stand aforedescribed side effects of the MWCK for very long.
Thank you for your kind attention to this matter,
Please send me the MN package good for Dec.25th only and the NZ package good for every other day of the year.
Thank you and big 's for all the fine work you are doing.
Feeling a little guilty for being a 'scrooge' regarding this matter, in the past, I would like to place the same order that [member=savedbyegrace]savedbyegrace[/member] and [member=poodlelady]poodlelady[/member] have made. I hope that you have enough snow to fill your orders, and if not, then please place me at the bottom of the list. I realize that is kind of me, and like scrooge, you don't have to tell me .
Thank you so much, and Merry Christmas!
It looks like we will have plenty of snow this year. There is over ten inches in my yard at the moment and more will probably be coming this weekend. Oh, and the snow is being kept nice and cold as well. I just checked thermometer and it is now -8F/-22C. The perfect temperature for keeping the snow nice and... squeaking.
I'm just thinking out loud. It was 74 degrees here yesterday and I ran in shorts. If I was in MN I would have had on 4 layers of long johns, a pair of gloves with liners, 2 taboggans and 3 pairs of socks and I still would have got cold!
Do you take a check?
While I would gladly purchase the Kiwi Christmas Kit, i fear that once it has gone beyond its use by date I would be left bereft and in a state of despair. better to not have seen sun, thatn to see it and lose it.
Psst.. for anyone interest I'm selling our year long special "Riot in a can". produced and tested by our very own team of volunteers in belfast. I hear that this year it is working exceptionally well.
@ Bethy "Riot in a Can" that sounds very scary -I'm thinking that the "Riot" must mean something different than it does here. Remember I'm very near Chicago where RIOTS are an every day occurrence.