During my three years here at CB, I have been accused of various... um... crimes.
What? You want details? Never mind. Oh, all right. Ask Alan Nethery (@shadowalker). He'd be happy to enlighten those who don't know only... do not be fooled by that warm, friendly, innocent-looking smile. He packs a mean sword! Sigh... just remember it is all hearsay. If you want to know the real truth ask someone like Alison Stewart (@kiwibird) or Shani Matthews (@shanijane) or Linda Young (@savedbyegrace), Kirk M (@blessings2you) or perhaps... Benjamin Foulks (@galahad). Hmm... I will have to think about that last one.
Anyway, back in April 2009, a blog was written by @cowgirldiva regarding a blizzard which hit Denver right after I happened to have um... flown out of Denver. Now I have to say, Diva was only reporting the facts she was given. That was all. I was eventually found not guilty but even so... since then, anytime it has been snowy and/or cold anywhere in the world... I have been the prime suspect.
Today, I have been cleared... at least this time. In my recent blog News Flash! Summer Is Missing @childlikeheart confesses in a comment, and I quote... Ahem...
Yes-the winter conditions are my fault! LOL! Rain and snow follow me everywhere I go!
While I have been busily packing up and shipping Minnesota White Christmas Kits to various places around the world, I run a legitimate, respectable business. I only ship to my customers meaning the people who ordered them. I do not send them to people who do not want them! So, if one ended up on your doorstep it is either from Wyoming or... someone you love sent one to you as a Christmas gift.
I am innocent and absolved of wrong-doing... this time!
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The key phrase being... [b][i]"this time!"[/i][/b]
-Knew sooner or later something was going to happen on CB that K was not responsible for!
But I continue to keep an ever vigilant eye out for the innocent bystanders of CB... (and I do think we have some! ... Hmm, yea, sure of it! ..somewhere... I think I have a list... maybe. )
"she didnt do it, we didnt see her do it and we "cant prove she did it either..
Yea, ok, but I am not convinced yet, either. I am gonna be watching Dave too, now... ...
Hey! I was only returning the MWCK that some sleep-deprived customer service agent sent me a week early!
It wasn't me!
[i]methinks diva looks a tad [u]too[/u] angelic . . . [/i]
quietly slips the bail money back into my pocket
Uh... thanks guys! I knew I could count on you to come to my rescue... I think...
I know a fantastic lawyer. Never wins a case to be honest BUT I would be DELIGHTED to pay for him to represent you in this matter. :)