During my three years here at CB, I have been accused of various... um... crimes.
What? You want details? Never mind. Oh, all right. Ask Alan Nethery (@shadowalker). He'd be happy to enlighten those who don't know only... do not be fooled by that warm, friendly, innocent-looking smile. He packs a mean sword! Sigh... just remember it is all hearsay. If you want to know the real truth ask someone like Alison Stewart (@kiwibird) or Shani Matthews (@shanijane) or Linda Young (@savedbyegrace), Kirk M (@blessings2you) or perhaps... Benjamin Foulks (@galahad). Hmm... I will have to think about that last one.
Anyway, back in April 2009, a blog was written by @cowgirldiva regarding a blizzard which hit Denver right after I happened to have um... flown out of Denver. Now I have to say, Diva was only reporting the facts she was given. That was all. I was eventually found not guilty but even so... since then, anytime it has been snowy and/or cold anywhere in the world... I have been the prime suspect.
Today, I have been cleared... at least this time. In my recent blog News Flash! Summer Is Missing @childlikeheart confesses in a comment, and I quote... Ahem... Yes-the winter conditions are my fault! LOL! Rain and snow follow me everywhere I go!
While I have been busily packing up and shipping Minnesota White Christmas Kits to various places around the world, I run a legitimate, respectable business. I only ship to my customers meaning the people who ordered them. I do not send them to people who do not want them! So, if one ended up on your doorstep it is either from Wyoming or... someone you love sent one to you as a Christmas gift.
I am innocent and absolved of wrong-doing... this time! :wink:
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The key phrase being... [b][i]"this time!"[/i][/b]
-Knew sooner or later something was going to happen on CB that K was not responsible for!
But I continue to keep an ever vigilant eye out for the innocent bystanders of CB... (and I do think we have some! ... Hmm, yea, sure of it! ..somewhere... I think I have a list... maybe. )
I was just going to say that Shadow!! Hmm... great minds... err... scratch that. We're one mind short... Oops did I say that? (And no I wasn't talking about me!)
K, I believe this MWCK business has been both legitimate and helpful! Except... when Gracie (or was it Bethy) who sent hers back. In the form of 18 additional inches. Thanks Gracie.
Hmm... all in favor of shifting the blame to Gracie ahem I mean apprehending the right guilty criminal say [i]Aye![/i]
[i]Diva lifts her angelic looking face towards the [s]angry[/s] eagerly waiting CB [s]mob[/s] crowd.
I'm determining how far it is to both Tennessee and Alabama! Hmmm... Greyhound or airliner? He he he!!!
Hey! I was only returning the MWCK that some sleep-deprived customer service agent sent me a week early!
It wasn't me!
[i]methinks diva looks a tad [u]too[/u] angelic . . . [/i]
Despite the fact that you, K, have turned any potential criminal charges into a media/blog spectacle and that none of these "jurors'' or "character witnesses" have been properly vetted or interviewed; my personal lawyer, GTC, is willing to defend you, pro-bono, if needed. He hasn't lost a case yet; but there is always a first time. :)
[quote]...turned any potential criminal charges into a media/blog spectacle... [/quote]
Galahad! I... why I am shocked! The very idea that GTC would connect himself in anyway with such sensationalism is... unthinkable!
Why, I happen to know that The Famous And Very Talented New Zealand Rats approached him to represent them when they were denied entry into the country but he immediately realized that they were not mere tourists. They intended to meet up with their Missouri cousins and who knew what sort of bedlam might have occurred. It was a good thing Kirk M (@Blessings2you) overheard the plan and alerted the authorities! Of course, GTC knows better than to ever trust a rat... regardless of their pedigree and they quickly discovered ... one does not mess with GTC.
"Let it snow, let it snow let it snow!" West coast: check! East coast: check! Hmm...