Lessons learned from Mums. Happy mothers day!
The Images of Mum

4 YEARS OF AGE ‚‚¬‚ My mummy can do anything!

8 YEARS OF AGE ‚‚¬‚ My mum knows everything!

12 YEARS OF AGE ‚‚¬‚ My mother doesn't really know quite everything.

14 YEARS OF AGE ‚‚¬‚ My mother doesn't know anything.

16 YEARS OF AGE ‚‚¬‚ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.

18 YEARS OF AGE ‚‚¬‚ That old woman? She's clueless!

25 YEARS OF AGE ‚‚¬‚ Well, she might know a little bit about it.

35 YEARS OF AGE ‚‚¬‚ Before we decide, let's get Mum's opinion.

45 YEARS OF AGE ‚‚¬‚ Wonder what Mum would have thought about it?

65 YEARS OF AGE ‚‚¬‚ Wish I could talk it over with Mum.

Now here are the things mums taught me and im sure you guys have all heard them before and possible have used them on your own children.

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE‚‚¬
"If you're going kill each other, do it outside ‚‚¬‚ I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION‚‚¬
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL‚‚¬
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC‚‚¬
"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me LOGIC‚‚¬ #2
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT‚‚¬
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY‚‚¬
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS‚‚¬
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM‚‚¬
"Will you LOOK at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA‚‚¬
"You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER‚‚¬
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS‚‚¬
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen THEN?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY‚‚¬
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION‚‚¬
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY‚‚¬
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION‚‚¬
"Just wait until we get home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING‚‚¬
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My mother taught me HUMOUR‚‚¬
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT‚‚¬
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My mother taught me about GENETICS‚‚¬
"You're just like your father."

My mother taught me about my ROOTS‚‚¬
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE‚‚¬
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
"One day you'll have kids ‚‚¬and I hope they turn out just like you!"

ahhh U gotta love mums! happy mothers day dear ones! thanks for being such selfess, amazing people! Hope yas got spoiled and had a little chuckle reading.
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Tan Yeowhwa+

Another blog on Mother's Day, but who can ever stop talking about such wonderful gift that God gave us? Thanks for sharing on our love for our mothers.:flower:

May the Lord bless you and keep you as you even honour her.:wink:

Blessings always

From HwaSilverpen

Billy Beard

Great humor. Enjoyed. God Bless.

Benjamin Foulks

Shani, well written. You, dear one, have taught me about MUM'S UNIVERSITY; your mum and mine must have gone to the same school, because my mom passed on the same lessons to me! :wink:


LOL LOL LOL LOL:doh: Hhhmmmmm, let me tell you this young lady. YOU, yes YOU will come out with exactly the same things to your kids.. and then, then you will realise.. you have turned out just like your mother ...

Love ya hon

Marjorie Albertson

Oh, this was very good! I enjoyed it a lot. Thank you. Marjorie

K Reynolds+

I have seen Anita perform this a couple of times at Women of Faith. She rocks!


K :princess: