These pithy sayings were written by Paul Young and recently quoted by Abi Stumvoll Bethel TV, and recently shown on the Elijah Ministries web site.
1/ The depth of my affections for you is dependent on you.
2/ I expect you to do better.
3/ If you do not say the magic words my hands are tied sorry about that.
4/ I do not like being with you when things get messy.
5/I allow evil because it will make you a better person.
6/ You are not allowed to participate until you are perfect.
7/ I would rather you attempt to be holy than to be honest.
8/ You are deafer than my ability to communicate.
9/ I only love you today because I know your potential.
10/ Shaming is sometimes a good thing.
11/ I find your questions offensive.
12/ I put up with you only because Jesus loves you.
I believe these are worthy sayings, worthy of sharing.