"The 3 Little Pigs skipped the main meal at the Hawaiian Luau

Disclaimer, My wife posted one of these stories yesterday on FB so148 great minds think alike148 Imagine fo a moment. A piece of jazz playing, piano and violin. As it fades out the music during 147the Greyhound Bus ride that Morgan Freeman...

'The Jolly Green Giant was "married to The 50ft Women

Before 147Oprah, 147Big Momma148 ,39Madea148 there would be my mother.She didnt 147yell or scream at you like, a Army or Marine Drill instructor, Football or Basketball coach. The Board 147she corrected you with wasn39t...

"Dorthy(Wizard of Oz) got there using"Siri"on her smartphone.

(Disclaimer 147Imagine Rod Sterling from the old 147Twilight Zone singing Barbra Streisand song148 147People148 .. ( Cough Cough, 147People.. People who need People are luckiest People in the world148 .. I digress. Just this...

"Oscar Madison( Odd Couple) drove a trash recycling truck

(Disclaimer I meant to write this in the fall but it can apply now to the end of the year) I remember growing up hearing 2 songs talking about 147seasons148 .Most of us think about when we look at a calendar. Or when we notice it gets darker...

'The Incredible Hulk needs Anger Management classes"

The Me Nobody Knows39 Fear There was the time I played 147Hide amp Go Seek. I played so well as I ran around the corner to the local H.S. No one never came and found me as it got dark. Did anyone care that I was gone? It was 147the fear of...

'If God was a Janitor, did he use "Mr Clean"

A chameleon, leopard, zebra, and peacock.. The song148 one of these things is not like the other doesn39t apply. Why? The commonality is they blend into their surroundings to protect themselves from 147sleeping with the fishes148 ... We...

'Do people still read inside covers of matchbooks"?

Disclaimer( Irsquom not on a ldquospiritual quest to findrdquothe meaning of liferdquoor having ardquomid life crisis) Back in the 1960rsquos my first best friend was my next door neighbor David. We would stay friend until we both joined...

' A Mole taught me to "read braille'

(Disclaimer)(Different from most ever felt likerdquoa blind dog with a ldquoseeing eyed man?) I remember growing up there was this one t.v station that ldquowasn039t part ofrdquothe big 3.( Fox wasnt around yet). They broadcast out of NJ...

'Does anyone"recycle" from the island of"misfit toys"?

Disclaimer, lsquoI can see clearly now the rain has gone.I can see all obstacles in my way. Gone are the dark clouds that had me down. Itrsquos gonna be a bright bright bright bright sun shiny day. Thatrsquos how my day started yesterday along...

'Grandpa Munster turned his dungeon into"a man cave"

Disclaimer, lsquoDo you know the way to San Jose, Irsquove been away so long,I may go wrong and lose my way.. lsquoRand McNally andrdquoGoogle mapsrdquo might of help, ya think? When I was in high school, one summer job I had was working in...